Just tell them that you are listening to porn .... and
what they demand constitutes sexual harassment.
Alternatively, you listen to the material provided by
your religious leader Rabbi Yogi Ravi Shankar as an
aid to achieving enlightenment and enhanced productivity.
Any restrictions would be an infringement of your civil and
religious rights.
Or get out the shoe polish and claim racial prejudice and
discrimination. Dreadlocks, a spliff plus a big floppy cap
might also help to conceal earphones


Where there is a will, there is a way
