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Tamaloo
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« on: August 20, 2008, 09:45:29 AM » |
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OK, so you do your homework. You go to a site like the Vilesilencer one and you open a word document that contains all the information you're going to need to paste - the site title, URL, brief description, long description, keywords, contact name, e-mail address etc.
Then you start working through the lists. You get to your first site, finally find a category that you think fits, read all the submission criteria, agree that as well as providing a reciprocal link you will also sell your children to itinerant gypsies before they reach the age of five, and then off you go.
Right, I see, too many words in that description category, too few in this - re-write them, back to the beginning, off we go again. OK, everything in place, just type in these obscure letters so safeguard against robots - and especially robots with bloody good eyesight - from automatically submitting and... ah, right, I mis-typed the hierioglphyics, let me have one more shot at it.
Finally, when you think you've got everything in, just the way it should be - and accepted that it might take the directory owners five years until they can get round to reviewing that submission - you hit the SUBMIT button and... wait... and wait...
Time-out, try again.
Or, the website is invalid or the host is unavailable, or, or, or.
What a completely frustrating exercise and those are 30 minutes of my life that I'm not going to get back. When I'm on my death bed and the priest asks me if there's anything I'd like to say before I depart this earth, I'll say, "Yeah, tell those c***s at AAAWebDirectory that their directory is a pile of sh..."
RIP
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