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« on: September 15, 2008, 12:12:06 PM »
Gordon Brown, or Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his
colleagues, was looking for a lady of the night...


He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a
redhead. 

To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now
how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

She replied, '£200'.

To the brunette he asked the same question. 

Her reply was '£100'. 

He then asked the redhead 

Her reply was..

'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,
my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the
times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol,
keep me warmer than it is in my flat and screw me the way you have
Pensioners, then it isn't going to cost you a bloody penny!'
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2008, 12:34:10 PM »
We redheads are more intelligent than the other lot  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

My wife reckons that he would more likely to be chatting up rent boys!!!!!!!!!

Well - if you ever look at the body language - he is 'very touchy' with guys.
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2008, 02:33:41 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2008, 03:56:08 PM »
I was sat in the park the other day and i got to thinking... isnt it strange the way frisbees get bigger and bigger the closer they get to you.... then it hit me...
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 05:38:15 AM »
Looks like a lot of users are taking a pounding here. I say use a scale to be safe.
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